Computer jargon jubilation

by Gabriel, age 10


The apple was sour

When I bit into it

And full of bugs,

So instead I took a byte

From a delicious cookie.


The popular daemon took

A googol of years

To read all the hot mail

From his adoring fans in Java.


The macintosh leaked in four bits

Because something gave it a nibble

So the man consulted the Oracle,

Who recommended feeding his mouse to a python.


The girl on safari stopped dancing samba

To start to make a spam sandwich

Which she ate on the swing,

While her tomcat watched in deep envy.


Nature has dealt us a Trojan Horse

COVID 19 virus has us all

Locked down inside a worldwide web.


Vote now!